Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022
Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.
Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!
https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party
Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.
Mama. Meemo. Crone to the Bone. Married af to Nurse Dan. Political Nerd. Actual Nerd. Swears like a fucking sailor.
She/her/them/they
🇵🇸 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺👉 🇺🇸
Detroit 💙🧡❤️
Go Green 💚🤍
The Big Lakes 🌊
memes, jokes, and possibly cute pictures of turtles
(they/them)
Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.
Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.
5yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances
I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.
Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!
Jack of all trades, master of none, other than materials engineering. Managed to get a master's in that. I make documentaries too.
Cishet dude - he/they
AuDHD
Humanist, not humanitarian
AntiFascist
Videography : Semi-pro
I have a documentary crew. I do colorgrading, postproduction
Music: amateur
WaterColors: noob
Header: None Avatar: marker drawn portrait of a giraffe with glasses
Old Fart that wasted 20 yrs in retail. Spent 30 yrs in manufacturing, 20 of which were in QA. Life-long Horror and SciFi fan. Currently write stories on Wattpad. I stay sane by riding my motorcycle. I don't own anything Microsoft or Apple and never will.
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Inner city schoolmarm who lives to inspire / weird out my students. Serious amateur cocktail mixer / drinker in my spare time. Retired actor / singer unless a supreme opportunity arises. Mediocre curler and distance runner. Started Pilates and am hoping it doesn't kill me but makes me stronger. Married to @rockmastermike and co-caretaker of Peeghaven.
united states
Ⓥ all food mentioned is vegan, all drinks N/A
Raising money to move to the Netherlands
Judgemental and opinionated.
Occasional creative writing.
Opinions subject to change.
software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person
posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, & pets
PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background
banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background
@me with pics of your cat or I'll cry
Eric Bono may reply to my toots
Idle. Sometimes bone-idle. Trying to write fiction, intermittently. Also (still) trying to find the right chap. Easily distracted. I'm in South Australia, by the way. Sealions muted on sight.
The latest iteration of my beige.party presence
I sometimes dress the 6'6" metal rooster in my front yard to entertain myself (and I suppose the neighbors). A bit weird and socially awkward. Enjoys #Boardgames #TabletopGaming #Photograpy Hates Racism, wealth inequality and #graphcrimes. Wife of @tbaker and mom of 3. Worked in US healthcare for 25 years and quit in 2026. I don't post my own stuff often, but really appreciate and enjoy sharing pretty pictures, interesting information, and silly jokes.
Professional Chill-Leader.
mugician. dad. bit wrangler. Likes to ride mountain bikes. I've played several wrong notes on the radio. Lately been into 60s and 70s Italian cinema soundtracks. I collect socks.
Fuck anyone who hates my friends for who they are and how they exist on this rock. I don’t discriminate.
Usually follows-back, unless you’re some sort of freakish square or something
Retired teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven.
Also: Gamer. Critter enthusiast. Recovering academic. Ironic Luddite. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger. Borderline normal.
Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."
I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.
Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.
Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).
Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.
I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.
Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)
#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22
Where am I: On a small island by Europe. With a new & hopefully sensible PM who won't break things.
Where's my mind: Up Shit Creek, because a certain orange thing has the reins for the next 2 years(?). Yes, the world is up Shit Creek too.
What am I:
#Human & sometimes, Ryuno @theRhinoDragon
#Autistic
#Asexual
#NonBinary
I enjoy:
#Animals
#Nature
#Humour
#Art
#Writing
#Reading
#Movies
I try to, enjoy doing/ work on:
#Art
#Drawing
#Doodle
#Surreal
#Abstract
back up at @amiserabilist
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
#postknight2 JE872870
:ace_heart: :aro_heart: 🤘🇨🇦
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Do not direct message me unless I know you.
Avatar is myself, wearing spiked goggles, a bandana, a Motörhead tee shirt, headphones around my neck, and fingerless gloves. I'm grinning like a moron and flashing the heavy metal devil horns. It has a black-grey-white-purple Ace themed border.
Header is a picture of a bridge in a lush, green park. I took it in Stanley Park in Vancouver, BC, in May 2023.
