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Born in 1981 (old)
Some sort of teacher but not quite (mysterious)
Father of 2 (job)
I like pictures (bold)

Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

Walking contradiction and general misfit.
Older than the internet but young enough to understand it
Software QA Engineer by trade.
TTRPG player and creator.
Leathercraft Hobbyist
Responsible Gun & Blade Owner/Collector
Too many interests for a complete list

Hi, I'm Ben. 
I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur. 
I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors. 
He/Him 
Want to give me a million pounds? https://ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey 
Psst ...wanna see some toots?... https://justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
♾️

Don't believe everything a little bird (X) tells you.

I'm a silly fucker.

Music, nonsense, random stories (always a story) and whatever comes to mind.

Not a racist, a homophobe, a transphobe or a bigot. Basically not a cunt (I do swear so if that is not for you, I'm definitely not for you).

Please add #AltText i.e. descriptive descriptions, to your pictures for visually impaired and all people. No decent description, no boost from me.

I am unabashedly curious about everything. Wandering the hills of western Massachusetts (🌎 USA) with my canine companion Sadie.

κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfit to endure summer heat.
Born at 315ppm

🚨NOTE: Your account needs to have some substance (eg profile image, about post, bio, boosting others) for me to approve a follow request.

Also, I wish it were needless to say, but if you are spewing hate, you don’t come in the door.🚨

#BeigeBackup
@emmasofia

#NoBot
#NoTagsPub

Es gibt zwei Arten von KI-Gegnern:
die Affen, die den Spiegel anschreien,
und die Affen, die wissen, dass sie in einen Spiegel schauen.

Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.

#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats

https://ko-fi.com/mrfunkedude

bonfire

That's all folks...