Brand Mechanic + Raconteur

I live in Cape May County, New Jersey, USA, where I write about culture, science, history, food, religion, travel, and writing. I hate bullies no matter what side they’re on. I'm kind, until you push me. Three kids. Seven grands. AI Hater. American NOT USian. Pizzaiolo Extraordinaire. I have been known to counsel brands and tell stories for cash. Former photographer and filmmaker. Quickly running out of fucks.

Phillies. Eagles. Sixers. Flyers. Liverpool.