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Software Engineer. DevOps. Not very good at bass. Plays too much video games.

Header by Simon Stålenhag (https://simonstalenhag.se)

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms

Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #Bucs/#NFL (Nat'l Football League)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy

Mais um representante da Geração X a partilhar a sua sabedoria — ou será apenas nostalgia disfarçada?

Humanism, open source, some music, art, and nonsense.

Account is locked; a significant fraction of what I post is followers-only. Got a blank or nonsensical avatar, no visible activity, no pointers to your identity? I'll ignore your follow request. I might choose not to accept it for other reasons, too. 🙂

Sometimes I ask questions here. When I do, I would ask you to please reply with your own thoughts, not an LLM's.

Tröts auf Deutsch derzeit unter @xahteiwi.

🖤 Horror without the gatekeeping.

📚 Original fiction, Dark Descent magazine, books, articles and a community for people who love dark fiction.

👻 Come and make yourself at home.

18+ | You must have your age in your bio to follow me: *cw taboo kinks | Wild Traveling Variety Fetish Artist | This artist uses 0% generative ai!!!!

Cycling, designing,
coding, over-thinking.
Bit sweary.
Portsmouth, UK.

Luddite trying not to be po-faced
in the face of so much po💩

A JS trying to make his JS, CSS and HTML lean and kind.

“The times are urgent.
Let’s slow down.”
—Bayo Akomolafe

Header image is a panoramic view of Southsea seafront from the groyne built from imported Norwegian granite to protect the beach from longshore drift.

Profile image is a 50-something me behind a card box that says “Fragile, this way up”.

The Simple Sabotage Field Manual is a document written by the Office of Strategic Services in 1944. The manual was declassified by the Central Intelligence Agency in 2008.
The manual was distributed to OSS officers in foreign countries in order to help them train "citizen-saboteurs" in German-occupied Europe.

This account is a bot posting excerpts from the Simple Sabotage Field Manual, and posts every 3 hours. This is a direct copy of the original bot that once ran on twitter dot com.

This apocalypse has way more than the usual number of horsemen.

memes i stole from outside the fediverse

dm me your memes if you want it to show up in this account

Your friendly California Bay Area spare-time artist. He/Him. 30's. Sweet and spicy, but not 18+. Pleasing taste, some monsterism.
Black Lives Matter | Stop AAPI Hate | Trans Rights | Punch Fascists | Say 🚫 to NFTs
Also retroheart@mastodon.art

#Canadian, #Mozillian, Software mechanic. I help to make #firefox fast + smooth.

I mentor folks hacking on #reviewboard.

Also sound designer/musician.

This is my personal account, opinions my own.

he/him/⚙.

That's a whimsy-corn.

#fedi22 #firefox #browsers #mozilla #programming #scummvm #adventuregames #toronto #raptors #livehacking #livecoding #indierock

An online comic by @glitchritual and @y2jenn about dust and frowns and glass!

Intended for mature readers. 🍖🍑

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